- One of life’s mysteries is how a two pound box of candy can make A person gain five pounds.
- Brain cells come and go but fat cells live forever.
- Life not only begins at forty, it begins to show.
- I had to give up jogging for my health. My thighs kept rubbing together and setting my pants on fire.
- Amazing! You just hang something in your closet for a while and it shrinks two sizes.