Things You Don’t Want to Hear a Surgeon Say in the Operating Room
- Oops!
- Has anyone seen my watch?
- Come back with that! Bad Dog!
- Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what’s that?
- Hand me that…uh…that uh…..thingy
- What do you mean he wasn’t in for a sex change!
- Damn, there go the lights again…
- Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!
- Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.
- What do you mean, he’s not insured?
- Let’s hurry, I don’t want to miss “American Idol”
- What do you mean “You want a divorce”!
- FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!
