How do you hide a $100 dollar bill from a general surgeon?
Put it in the patients notes.
How do you hide a $100 dollar bill from an orthopedic surgeon?
Put it in a textbook.
How do you hide a $100 bill from a radiologist?
Tape it to a patient.
How do you hide a $100 bill from an internist?
Hide it under a dressing.
How do yo hide a $100 bill from a psychiatrist?
Anywhere — just call a code and they’ll be headed away from it.
How do you hide a $100 dollar bill from a plastic surgeon?
It’s a trick question. You can’t.
How do you hide a $100 bill from a neurosurgeon?
Tape it to his kid.
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Source: Mainly here but also from people who have told me.
