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Any other symptoms?

OSCEs are a great way to test students. Every student sees the same “patient.” The actor might be different, but the case they are given to memorize and act out is the same. It allows for standardization and makes evaluating students all the more easier because everyone is on the same playing field.

The problem is that OSCE patients are there to test us — not figure out what is wrong and get treated. And since the goal of the “patient” is different, they act differently than real ones.

For example, when I have seen real patients who come in sick, I often need to slow them down because they are just spouting off everything under the sun that is wrong with them or their child. So a mother bringing a child in with a chief complaint of diarrhea will tell you that the diarrhea started at such and such a time and the kid also had a fever and threw up a couple times, etc.

An OSCE mother will tell you that the kid is suffering from diarrhea. And when you ask if the kid has any other symptoms, it is likely that she will reply, “No.”

I get why a fake patient does this. They are there for our practice and for us to be evaluated on our clinical skills. We should be pressing for specific symptoms once we have an idea of the diagnosis. So after taking the history we have to go over the “Review of Systems” and ask specifically for different symptoms (i.e., vomiting, diarrhea, fever, headache, etc.).

But it just feels like I’m playing a game, or that my “patient” really isn’t all that interested. Because as a parent, wouldn’t you be listing off all of the symptoms you have noticed if it is as obvious as a fever you personally measured?

And now this rant ends.

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On the Wards – I Apologized To A Patient

I apologized to a patient — for not being a woman. As I walked into the room, and the nervous laughter erupted from both her and her mother, I knew something was up.

“What brings you in today,” I asked after we exchanged the customary introductions.

“She’s shy,” her mother answered as the two of them laughed again. “She was hoping she would get a girl doctor.”

And with that, I drew some conclusions as to why they were in the clinic. The chief complaint, as listed in the chart, was a simple one liner: “abdominal pain.”

The girl — no, the young woman sitting on the exam table in front of me was probably as uncomfortable talking to me as I was talking to her. Because when you’re a brand new 3rd year, you learn pretty quickly that you will have to “fake it” more often than you’d like. You come into situations you have only ever read about. You have to talk to a patient about the most private parts of their lives. Then you have to offer counsel and, hopefully, a plan to fix whatever they came in to have fixed all without sounding like a clueless idiot fumbling with words and eye contact and all that social jazz.

At one point I was asked if the sporadic pain and the irregularity between menses is normal. I laughed and said I obviously didn’t have any firsthand knowledge about it, but I knew it was normal.

She said she had no other symptoms. But I asked if she had back pain and the answer was yes. I had her move around and palpated her stomach. There were no masses; it caused no pain. I reassured her that it was not appendicitis. It was just normal, young-woman, growing-up pains. She’s growing up.

And I think I am too.

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On the Wards – Outpatient Pediatrics

Today was my first day at a new location. After one month doing Pediatrics inpatient, I have been sent to do Pediatrics Outpatient at a hospital in East LA. Picture 3 shows a view of downtown LA from the hospital.

On a number of occasions, my attending made reference to the fact that many kids to the west of here have those totally organic diets, but not “here.” East LA has a population that is of a lower socioeconomic background than the west side (this would include Beverly Hills, Santa Monica, Bel Air, etc…). So at least there is a perception that the patients I am seeing have a need to be seen — which is a plus for me, personally.

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Junior Orientation

Junior orientation began on Wednesday this week. Wednesday began with a review of school policies — especially pertaining to 3rd year issues. I also went to the office and picked up my new pager. The pager is the reason I was so excited for orientation. And I know perfectly well that I will probably soon hate being tied down with one. But please, let me wallow in delusional excitement for the time being.

Wednesday afternoon I took a 2 hour course in accessing the hospital’s computer system. Hopefully I will remember the important stuff. Today we had some more sessions. One of the sessions included making sure that we could properly wear the N95 masks. These masks are supposed to be able to keep us safe from catching things like Tuberculosis or SARS.

In the pictures above, the hood was used to check if the mask created an adequate seal around our face. After we put on the masks, we put on the hoods and a bitter tasting substance was pumped into the mask. If we could not taste it, then we knew that the mask was sealed correctly. (And that bitter tasting stuff is really bitter! No bueno.)

We had to try two different masks since the hospital uses two different kinds. Both do the same thing. Those are 3 of my classmates. I figured that their identities are pretty safe unless you already know who they are.

At this point, there is not much studying to do. We just go back and forth to different sessions making sure we are set up to rotate through the neighboring hospitals. The hard work will begin next week. I start my 3rd year with Pediatrics. I really don’t know how much I will be able to continue to blog during the upcoming school year. I’m sure that with more hands-on training, I will have more things to write about. But I also need to make sure that HIPAA regulations are not violated. So in addition to other measures taken to protect privacy, I may end up writing up posts and waiting a while instead of posting things immediately.

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Holy Smokes!

I found this video on MSNBC.com today. It’s ridiculous. A toddler in Sumatra, Indonesia smokes 40 cigarettes a day. Supposedly the government has offered to give the parents a car if the kid stops smoking. The parents, however, say that the kid gets irritated and dizzy when not allowed to smoke. Nicotine withdrawal? Who would’ve thought?

Edit: For some reason MSNBC removed their news clip talking about the smoking baby. I found another clip of him from YouTube, this one without any news commentary.

Edit: And now YouTube has removed the video. So here is another one from Break.


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Guess Mom Was Worried About Pathophys

Yesterday I had my Pathophysiology final exam. The policy is that as long as you pass the final with a 65%, then you pass the course. If you don’t get below 65% on the final, then they will average all the scores, with the final weighing 40% of your grade and the average must be above 65%

The test was 120 questions and we were given 5 hours. It started at 9:00 AM and we were given 60 questions and 2.5 hours to complete it. We had to come back at 1:00 PM for the second.

After the test my brain was a wreck. I couldn’t think and it was hard for me to get studying for the next exam (Pharmacology). Well the posted the scores later that night and I passed it.

Today I messaged mom on Yahoo:

Me: so i passed the hardest class in 2nd year
Mom: thank GOd

 
Yeah.. So I guess she was worried about it.

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How’re You Doing Today?

Me: How’re you doing today?
Patient: Oh, can’t complain.
Me: That’s good.
Patient: No one listens to me!
Me: Oh… well that’s not good.

I love patients with a sense of humor. Well, I hope my patient was just joking…